Whatever happened to the latest designer's handbag, the fight for the smallest, cutest (ugh) Chihuahua that celebrities chuck into their teeny tiny hand carry, scandalous videos, (you know who you are....), Victoria Beckham's bob that made even Katie Holmes to promptly snip off her long tresses and follow her footsteps. And not to mention every female customer who walks into the salon demanding to get her bob, even though they have the face the size of a football.
Wow, it seem like pregnancy is the next big thing in Hollywood.
Moving on.
Anyone who follows the American tabloids closely would undisputedly agree that Angelina Jolie is THE trendsetter. A brief background; she has six children, ranging from adoptive to her biological own. Most recently, she gave birth to a set of twins. Last summer, when Jolie was asked how many kids she would like to have, the actress responded, "Hmm, it fluctuates between seven and thirteen and fourteen...We’re up for the challenge!”
Subsequently, it instantly spark off a wild craze in Hollywood. It seems like EVERYONE wants to have a baby. Jessica Alba, Ashlee Simpson, Nicole Riche, Halle Berry Jamie Spears have all done the deed and even socialite Paris Hilton claims that her maternal instinct is kicking in….and she cannot wait to have her own chucky(ever watch child play?), oops sorry I meant babies.
Aren’t you boys glad to hear this?
And how can I forget dear Miss Britney. In 18 May 2007, video of her dropping Sean (her first child) while walking surfaced on the internet made everyone question her responsibility as a mother. And the fact that she pretended everything was alright and went on to create more drama e.g. shaving bald, dumping her two sons with the bodyguard while she was out partying just prove one point further; her children meant nothing more to her than mere props used to boost her popularity, otherwise she wants nothing to do with them.
Subsequently, guess who got pregnant?
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Waves confetti in the air….
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Jamie Lynn Spears! Britney’s underage sister. (No prize for guessing correctly though)
I can just imagine the two sisters exchanging diapers stories while competing to make it to the headline (yet again!)…. How lovely can that be? It is no wonder that mothers are holding on a tighter rein to their adolescent daughters and warning their hormonal raging sons to watch their behaviour.
But come on, when a new hip trend starts, everyone wants to be part of it. Being a teenage hippy mother is cool! Just look at Jamie, she worn a pair of five inches stiletto despite being heavily pregnant, which could have potentially caused a miscarriage should she have tripped.
Until scientists manage to invent a lock to with the primary purpose of keeping out foreign objects from entering these girls’ birth canals, till then….
I say bring on the Durex!
Stay safe.
XOXO
Grace
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